Sunday, June 7, 2009

Three In A Row - They Didn't Disappoint Me!



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Ketiga-tiganya best!!!!


17 Again - funny, Zach Efron pun okla, though I think dia still takleh lari dari watak dia dalam High School Musical. Well, dalam movie ni still tunjuk dia ni hebat bermain basketball dan hebat menari. Sama je dalam High School Musical. But overall, this movie is quite okay...



Angels and Demons - Serious movie, great plot, I am so impressed with the book's author, Dan Brown, tak mudah nak menulis buku ni aku rasa. Banyak research yang dia perlu. And he did it..GREAT!



Night At The Museum 2 Battle of the Smithsonian - Tidak mengecewakan. More adventures berbanding filem pertama dulu. Suka dengan watak Kahmenrah lakonan Hank Azaria. hihi tak kering gusi gelak.




---Amal: It's worth buying the tickets to watch these movies. I enjoyed it :D

Friday, June 5, 2009

Darling Cayangku Cik Bibab

Assalamualaikum...

Semalam, memandangkan mood tidak berapa baik, maka saya telah mengambil keputusan membawa Cik Bibab untuk dicuci (apakah relevannya?!)

Cib Bibab dah comot sangat, saya pun serabut menengoknya.... So, bawak cuci plus vacuum.. Kena RM10. Mahal ke? Kat Cyberjaya ni, (rasanya) inilah satu-satunya car wash yang ada. Dekat dengan Terminal Bas Cyberjaya dan Streetmall. Dekat Putrajaya (rasanya juga) tak ada car wash. Nak tak nak, aku bayar jela. Nak basuh sendiri, sori beb, I tak suka main-main kotor ni (eeyuu statement tak leh blah, padahal malas!!!!).

--- Abang carwash tengah mengelap cermin Cik Bibab agar berkilat dan berseri ---

--- Cik Bibab kembali anggun, tidak comot lagi ---


Dah abes cuci Cik Bibab, aku isi minyak plak. Kesian Cik Bibab, lapo petrol. Berkelip-kelip haa mata dia. Aku pon naik risau, lambat lagi nak sampai petrol station ni, dia dah berkelip-kelip dah. Memang agak kritikal la lapar dia tu. Alhamdulillah, Cik Bibab mampu bertahan sehinggala sampai ke petrol station. Aku isi RM40. Ingat sampai full tank, tak rupa-rupanya. Almost full je. Dasar perut besar Cik Bibab neh....


Dah isi petrol, rasa macam tayar Cik Bibab kurang angin. Aku fikir-fikir, nak pam ke tak. Kalo tak pam, kang jadi pape plak kat tayar Cik Bibab neh. Nak pam, tak retila pulak macamana. Pikir masak-masak, aku gamble jela. Belek-belek manual, nak tengok brapa banyak angin yang perlu dipam dalam tayar Cik Bibab ni. Ahh, terlupa, kat tepi pintu ada. 200kPa front and rear.
Macam konfiden je, aku bawak Cik Bibab pegi dekat pam tu. Serius aku tak tau macamana nak pump!!!


Aku godek-godek jela kan.. Tekan-tekan ape yang patut. Aku bukak dia punya err penutup tu, cucuk menatang tu kat situ, takde ape-ape hasil. Rosak ke pam ni? Aku try lagi sekali. Tak dapat jugak. Tak gerak-gerak pun meter tu. Tanpa aku sedari kan, ada sorang mamat berdiri kat sebelah aku. Dia tanya "Boleh ke? Macam terkial-kial je?" Wah, tetiba rasa malu. aku jawab, "err, x boleh...awak boleh tolong?" Dengan tak malunya aku tanya (muehehehehe)... So dia amikla wire tu dari aku.. Dia buatla kat satu tayar. "Ok dah.."katanya. Aku pun cakap, "awak, tayar lain pon blum isi lagi.." tersipu-sipu malu ni.. "Hahh...??" Buat-buat terkejutla plak kan dia.. "Saya ingat yang lain dah..." Terus dia pam tiga tayar lagi.


Terima kasihla kepada abang tersebut yang sudi menolong saya (hihi)...
Nasib baik ada lelaki gentleman lagi dalam donia ni.


Biarlah dia (atau korang) nak kutuk aku tak pandai pam angin dalam tayar pon. Aku redha je. Sebab aku memang tak reti! (hihi)..



Pesanan buat Cik Bibab,
Darling cayang, darling cayang jangan buat hal ehh... Jangan rosak-rosak eh..nanti I tatau cane nak baiki. I bukan mekanik uhuhu..
Darling cayang jangan selalu sangat buang angin eh, I tak reti nak pam balik uhuhuhu...

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Jauhkan Diri Daripada Saya

Please.
Jauhkan diri daripada saya.
Bukan kerana H1N1 okeh. (Ku panjatkan doa kepada Yang Maha Esa agar aku tidak dijangkiti penyakit tersebut)


Saya sebenarnya agak moody hari ini. Rasa macam nak gigit-gigit, makan-makan orang je ni...


Kenapa moody?


1. Tak cukup tido.........
2. Tak cukup kasih sayang............
3. Bukan PMS ye...


Jadi, jangan buat saya pissed off hari ni.


Saya serius ni. (hehe)




Saya serius niiiiii..........................................................!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Muahahahahaha..Jom Gelak Sama-sama :D

hahahahahahahaha..huhuhuuhu..muahahahahaha..mueheheheehehhe...wakakakakaka..ekekekekeke (macamana lagi gelak eh?)
wah kahkahkahkahkah....


Nape I gelak guling-guling?????
Hari ni I banyak dapat email ngarut-ngarut...
Kehkeh..terhibur hati I tauuu.....

=== Hiburan Pertama ===


A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However,
He accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without
Realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.

The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To:
My Loving Wife

Subject: I've reached

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved
Ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Waiting desperately for you.


=== Hiburan Kedua ===

WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES
COME FROM?

After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She
can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your
wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be,
our families on both sides had jet-black hair
for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How
often do you have sex??? '
The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very
hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice
every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.

RUST!!!!


--- Amal: Kehkeh..funny!

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Jodi Picoult's - My Sister's Keeper



Just had finished reading this.
Heartbreaking.
Oh, I have this tears rolling out my eyes at the end of the page.
Please.
Grab this book and take your time to read it.

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