hahahahahahahaha..huhuhuuhu..muahahahahaha..mueheheheehehhe...wakakakakaka..ekekekekeke (macamana lagi gelak eh?)=== Hiburan Pertama ===
A man checked into a hotel. There was a computer in his room,
So he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However,
He accidentally typed a wrong e-mail address, and without
Realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile....Somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral.
The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting condolence messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:
To:
My Loving Wife
Subject: I've reached
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here, and we are allowed to send e-mails to loved
Ones. I've just reached and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your
arrival tomorrow. Waiting desperately for you.
=== Hiburan Kedua ===
WHERE DO RED-HEADED BABIES
COME FROM?
After their baby was born, the panicked father went to see the Obstetrician. 'Doctor,' the man said, 'I don't mind telling you, but I'm a little upset because my daughter has red hair. She
can't possibly be mine!!'
'Nonsense,' the doctor said. 'Even though you and your
wife both have black hair, one of your ancestors may have
contributed red hair to the gene pool.'
'It isn't possible,' the man insisted. 'This can't be,
our families on both sides had jet-black hair
for generations.'
'Well,' said the doctor, 'let me ask you this. How
often do you have sex??? '
The man seemed a bit ashamed. 'I've been working very
hard for the past year. We only made love once or twice
every few months.'
'Well, there you have it!' The doctor said confidently.
RUST!!!!
--- Amal: Kehkeh..funny!
